🍔🐱 $HAMCATTER

Born in a greasy bear-market kitchen, a stray cat dove into a half-eaten burger and came out fused with it. The terminal just labeled him: Hamcatter.

Now he sprints across sesame-seed streets, dodging rugs, farming fries and body-slamming every slow chart in his lane. Hamcatter doesn’t walk—he speed-runs candles.

Grab your combo: 1 burger, 1 cat, unlimited retries. Strap in and run the bunline with $HAMCATTER. 🍔🐱💨